Posts by Jesus Christ

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? for Nancee Park

by Rado Vleugel in

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you posted that the watchtower closed down the jahchristian website.

my question is: do you really believe that the watchtower is behind this shutting down?

or is this just sensationalism or a form of persecution mania?.

Jesus Christ

No one was one the list who could not simply click a drop link and be dropped. Those who said to the contrary never read the invitation they got. In the invitation it said they only had to click that they were not interested.

Do you have any idea how many pieces of mail I get a day offering me herbal Viagra, refinancing on a house I don't own, offers for great insurance rates, ways to lose weight, chances to see naked women doing naughty things with horses, and other insane offers every single day?!?!?! I'm not alone in this either. Coming from someone who runs a Yahoo! group that adds members when they join a club I know it says to be very careful about adding members who don't wish to be added. You are using their service to SPAM people. Sure, you provide a way out for people but so do all the SPAM messages almost everyone on the net gets everyday. Now along with all the various other reasons why I get SPAM now I'm getting it from people who are doing it for psuedo religous reasons. The WTBTS didn't need to do anything to get your idiotic little list shut down because you do all the work for them, especially when you cross post your bile to other lists who couldn't possibly care less about what some minor fundamentalist cult is doing.

Shit, how do we know you're not a WT mole? What better way to make your opposition look like idiots than having something like this go on? Go on and talk all about how the WT is putting me on here to make them look good but is there really anything I could possibly do to make apostate look any more silly than say I'm an apostate, SPAM people with anti-JW stuff so it would only piss them off, and then when I get shut down for not following the TOS I agreed to when I opened the account go on and on about some conspiracy theory. That seems like a pretty good idea to discredit all apostates to me and the JW's would be a fool not to take notes on how to attempt to make apostates out to be raving loons.

edited for formatting

Edited by - Jesus Christ on 5 November 2002 13:47:33

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Life on other planets?

by freedom96 in

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as jw's, we were taught that there is no way that there is life anywhere but here on earth.. i personally never bought into that completely.

there are billions and billions of solar systems out there.

i do believe that absolutely there is life on other planets.

Jesus Christ

Yeah, dad and I made life on many planets out there and I'm suprised you haven't taken the contacts more seriously. On the other hand, most of the people that visit earth are just teenagers looking for fun in their parents IFO (identified flying objects, what, you don't think they know what they're flying?) by going and doing strange things to cows and backwoods rednecks.

Seriously though, do some research on life on Mars. Not just the ALH84001 meteorite but Nakhla and Shergotty meteorites as well. There's the proof that simple life exists elsehwere in your own solar system.

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DESTROYED !

by Derrick in

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the visiting co pointed out in his talk that "people who love to practice evil will be destroyed [very strong vocal emphasis on this word] !

" many of you insist he is referring to those whose only "sin" is not being a baptized jehovah's witness and their children.

after my experiences on the internet from ajwr to h2o to this forum, however, i'm beginning to appreciate that all is not "black" and "white" but many shades of gray, many hues of stunning colors, and a mixture.. why not use the words killed or executed to describe the fate of these evil people, i asked the co afterwards?

Jesus Christ

So, uh, derrick, you never did answer me? Is my going on about how I (Jesus Christ, the guy who did not die for idiots like you) many times I got laid and wasted back when I was on earth enough to get me destroyed? If so, I really need to get out more and cause more havoc. Hey, what's the worst that'll happen to me? I'll be destroyed when your petty version of dad kills all the bad folks like me? Eh, fair trade. At least that way I won't have to spend an eternity with a bunch of self righteous cult members who are boring as hell.

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Kangaroos and the Fossil Record

by Gedanken in

creationists like to attack evolution by attacking the "fossil record" as being incomplete; i.e., if something existed, for example, transitional states, then we should see evidence of them in the fossil record.

so, their argument is that if something existed, then we should see it in the fossil record.. let's take a look at the case of kangaroos.

we must assume, if we accept the notion of a global flood, that noah collected two kangaroos for his menagerie in the ark.

Jesus Christ

when you said that you would make the disciples "fishers of men" perhaps what you meant to say was that you would make "men from fishes" .

Actually, that is what I said. Just so happens that with all these idiots translating the bible it didn't come out that way. Also, if the peole who translated Genesis would have gotten it right you would have a pretty good idea of how evolution works. Instead of translating it faithfuly they just made some stuff up and went and got smashed. Oh well.

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Condemned halls are fun.

by Pepper in

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i atended a condemned kingdom hall for a long time as a child, it looked like a shack where you would raise chickens.. i was condemned at lest four times that i know of for being so unsightly in the area.

the elders at the time would say we will have a weed digging gathering saturday can the sisters bring some food, and refreshments, so i remember going and one or two old brothers would show up and pull about fifteen weeds and go home.

what a joke, to grow up with.

Jesus Christ

I know there's one old former hall that was sold to a carpet store who later sold it to a used book/video store. I can't remember if the Playboys are back in the literature counter or up on stage but I laugh my arse off everytime I go in there.

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HONESTLY, Do You Consider Yourself A Nice Person?

by minimus in

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do you really feel that you are a nice person or an unlikeable one?

when you were in a congregation, did you tend to get along with people?

were you contentious?

Jesus Christ

No, I'm not a nice person. I don't get along with most people yet for some reason I love large groups. There are very few people in this world I'd actually be upset if they just disappeared tomarrow. I'll offer something if I can but my main goal is to get what I can out of anything (which is usually just my own enjoyment) and be on my way. I have no clue what the word "tact" means nor do I care to. Why take the long way to tell someone they're funny looking when you can just come out and say it?

Is this mean? Probably. Oh well, at least I'm honest enough to admit it.

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Diet Bias: Evolution vs. Creation

by patio34 in

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1. creation viewpoint: if one takes the bible literally, then it follows that all humans were vegetarian until the flood.

in fact, gen. 1:30 states that all creation ate vegetation.

one could deduce also from the bible that the carnivore/prey cycle is not god's original plan and that possibly it would be done away with in a paradise earth (isaiah somewhere).

Jesus Christ

Most people I know are creationist and they eat meat and lots of it.

Kind of says something about how much they've evolved doesn't it?

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DESTROYED !

by Derrick in

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the visiting co pointed out in his talk that "people who love to practice evil will be destroyed [very strong vocal emphasis on this word] !

" many of you insist he is referring to those whose only "sin" is not being a baptized jehovah's witness and their children.

after my experiences on the internet from ajwr to h2o to this forum, however, i'm beginning to appreciate that all is not "black" and "white" but many shades of gray, many hues of stunning colors, and a mixture.. why not use the words killed or executed to describe the fate of these evil people, i asked the co afterwards?

Jesus Christ

So, just out of curiosity, when I talk about how dad (commonly known to most of you as god or Jehovah but more commonly known up here as Spanky) like watching pornos and getting drunk, not to mention my numerous rants against the JW's or their warped version of dad and I, is that slanderous? If so, will I destroy myself? How would that work out because it was just a huge mess last time I died.

Just curious.

Edited by - Jesus Christ on 30 October 2002 0:19:3

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Will God intervine?

by kelsey007 in

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or is this life on earth only a testing or proving ground for an eternal life elsewhere?

as jw's we were taught that god will intervine in the world and bring the earth to a unified state under a theocratic government.

so, is man capable of maintaining the earth without intervention from a "higher source"?

Jesus Christ

Will God intervine?

No.

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Drugs/family question

by Jesus Christ in

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i've got a question for you and just want to see how other people would have acted.

this story is not about me, of course, because i'm jesus and all but instead involves this guy that i know and will be writing from his point of view.

my wife's family is mostly great and i get along with them wonderfuly and always have.

Jesus Christ

Hi everyone. I've got a question for you and just want to see how other people would have acted. This story is not about me, of course, because I'm Jesus and all but instead involves this guy that I know and will be writing from his point of view.

My wife's family is mostly great and I get along with them wonderfuly and always have. Her brother is a great guy and so is his wife of the past couple of years but unfortunately her kids from previous relationships are horrible (as is most of her family). Her oldest son is 15. He has already gotten into trouble with the courts for drug charges. He's also beaten his mom up twice because she would throw his drugs out when she found them. She wasn't going through his stuff or anything, he just leaves it out in the open around the house where others, including his middle school brother and elementry school sister can get to them. One time when my brother-in-law and his wife went out of town for their aniversary he called their hotel acting like it was an emergency when he thought his mom had done something with his bong. He's in just about every class for bad kids that you can imagine. In short, I really can't think of anything positive to say about this kid at all.

Anyway, now that I've got the background info out here's the real story and point of this post.

My wife and I were at a fair a few weeks ago and ran into this idiot kid and his new girl friend. As it turns out, the girl is the niece of one of my wife's best friends (as in my wife was the maid of honor in her friend's wedding a year ago). A day or two later when wife and friend were talking my wife told her friend that the two were dating and warned her about what a truly little jerk this kid is. Well, long story short is the warning got back to my sister-in-law and she called last night angry at my wife. She was upset that my wife had warned her friend about her kid. To his credit (according to his mom) he only beat her up twice and has been doing really well on his drug charges induced probation. She also said that in the future she would appreciate it if we wouldn't talk about what he's done.

So what do you think? Would you have warned your friend about her niece's boyfriend if you were in that situation?

Thanks for any replies.